Jury Selection in Hunter Biden's Firearm Case: May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor
In a courtroom drama set to unfold in Wilmington, Delaware, jury selection is about to begin in the felony firearm case against Hunter Biden. This event marks a historical first, as Hunter becomes the first child of a sitting U.S. president to face a criminal trial (New York Post, NBC News).
Hunter Biden has pleaded not guilty to three felony counts related to illegal possession of a firearm while addicted to narcotics (New York Post, NBC News). The firearm in question is a .38 caliber Colt Cobra revolver, purchased on October 12, 2018, a date now etched in the annals of headline writers everywhere (New York Post, NBC News).
Approximately 250 Delaware residents have been summoned for jury selection, though only 12 will get the golden ticket to serve as jurors, with four additional lucky souls chosen as alternates (New York Post). Let's hope they bring snacks; the trial is expected to last roughly one to two weeks (New York Post, NBC News).
The stage is set under the watchful eyes of Special Counsel David Weiss, who is steering the prosecution ship through possibly choppy waters (New York Post, NBC News). U.S. District Judge Maryellen Noreika will wield the gavel, hoping to keep proceedings as smooth as a courtroom drama can be (New York Post, NBC News).
Just days after former President Donald Trump was convicted on 34 counts related to falsification of business documents, Hunter Biden's trial is starting. It's a blockbuster double feature of former, current, and possibly future political dynasties (New York Post, NBC News).
As if that weren’t enough, Voir dire questioning will add more spice to the proceedings. Prospective jurors will be queried about their views on the 2024 presidential election, guns, and President Biden's involvement. It's like prep work for hosting a politically charged family dinner (NBC News).
So, if you're a Delaware resident checking your mailbox for that jury duty notice, the Wilmington court might be calling you to the big leagues. Bring your enthusiasm, but leave the popcorn at home. This isn't just a local trial; it's an unprecedented moment in American judicial history.
To the selected jurors, may your process be fair, swift, and relatively painless. Wilmington might deserve the spotlight for a few weeks, and perhaps a footnote in history. Let's hope the civic duty isn't too soul-crushing, folks.