In a twist that even M. Night Shyamalan wouldn't see coming, Caitlin Clark, the college basketball sensation who can seemingly shoot from anywhere on the court, was left off the U.S. Olympic roster for the Paris 2024 Games. Yes, you read that correctly: The sharpshooter who makes Steph Curry's range look like child's play won't be representing Team USA.

The decision to exclude Clark has left fans and analysts alike scratching their heads. Some are even questioning if the selection committee might be experiencing an early onset of basketball amnesia. How else can one explain the exclusion of a player whose three-point attempts are more dependable than your morning alarm clock?

Following the announcement, Caitlin Clark, never one to let an opportunity for self-improvement pass her by, updated her workout routine to include a new exercise: proving them wrong. This innovative program reportedly involves taking approximately 300 shots from the logo, lifting twice her body weight in sheer determination, and incorporating a cardio regimen of running laps around everyone's expectations.

Clark's coach was quick to offer words of encouragement, saying, "Caitlin has a fire and competitiveness that can't be matched. If anyone can turn this snub into fuel, it's her." An unnamed source close to Clark revealed that her new motto is "Paris 2028," already setting her sights on the next Olympic Games, making it abundantly clear that she’s playing the long game.

Asked about her exclusion, Clark diplomatically said, "I'm just focused on getting better every day. It's not about the accolades right now; it's about the journey." This humble response may mask the fact that her personal journey now includes a pit stop at the practice gym with a side of vindication.

Fans have taken to social media to express both their dismay and support. The hashtag #CaitlinFor2028 began trending faster than a Clark three-pointer in a clutch moment. Memes of the basketball prodigy have flooded feeds, most humorously suggesting Clark could start her own dream team composed solely of her dedicated fans. And let's be honest, they'd probably still make the semifinals.

While the Paris 2024 snub is a shocking twist in Caitlin Clark's burgeoning career, it’s not a tragedy. Legends are often made not by the accolades they receive, but by how they respond to setbacks. Caitlin is well on her way to mythic status, one three-pointer at a time. Paris might be missing out this time, but you can bet the world won't be so lucky the next time around.

In the words of another great philosopher, the Notorious B.I.G., "If you don't know, now you know." Caitlin Clark surely knows, and with the extra motivation in her back pocket, it won't be long before everyone else does too.