In a scene that seems more fit for a heist movie than real life, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell’s home has been burglarized not once, but twice. While most would consider meeting these Hollywood legends the highlight of a lifetime, it appears that the burglars—two-time visitors—still haven’t asked for an autograph.

The couple first faced this unwanted drama back in 2020 during the height of the pandemic—because evidently, even burglars have a taste for the dramatic timing. According to USA Today and the New York Post, the initial break-in saw the burglars scaling the balcony, heading straight for the bedroom, and ransacking the closets. They even managed to knock down a safe door, perhaps hoping to find the golden reel of "Escape from New York" or Goldie’s favorite pair of signature wide-legged pants.

But the drama didn’t end there. Just when Goldie and Kurt thought it was safe to relax, the burglars made a reappearance for an encore performance. The time gap between the events wasn't explicitly stated, but it was unnervingly soon after the first heist. The New York Post elaborates that during this second burglary attempt, Goldie was at home alone with their dog. It wasn’t until the next day that they discovered the burglars had tried to break into her bedroom. One wonders if the dog was in on the heist, perhaps negotiating a side deal for extra treats.

It’s worth noting that these incidents weren’t just petty crimes; they were well-planned and sophisticated operations, as USA Today and New York Post point out. The first burglary left Hawn and Russell's home looking like a scene from "Home Alone," except there were no comedic traps or paint cans to spoil the burglars' plans.

Goldie Hawn shared these experiences during an appearance on Kelly Ripa's SiriusXM show, "Let's Talk Off Camera" (USA Today). Though unnerving, she relayed the tale with the humor and candor we've come to expect from her. Both incidents resulted in the loss of valuable items, though her priceless sense of humor and resilience seemed untouched.

What is perhaps most surprising is that Hawn and Russell, who have been together since 1984 but have never felt the need to tie the knot (New York Post), have faced these intrusions without letting them shake their foundation. Their relationship has already survived decades in Hollywood, and now, it seems it can also withstand determined burglars.

Both incidents remind us that fame and fortune come with their own unique set of challenges. Let’s hope that Goldie and Kurt’s home security system gets an upgrade that could deter even the most sophisticated of burglars. And if there’s a third attempt, maybe those criminals might finally recognize the perfect souvenir opportunity—an autograph from one of Hollywood’s most endearing couples.