A Porky Products Inc. tractor-trailer gave a whole new meaning to 'home delivery' on Wednesday, crashing into a Carteret, NJ house after a medical incident incapacitated the driver.

Residents of Chrome Avenue were in for an uninvited meaty surprise when a Porky Products Inc. truck barreled through a fence and into a home following the driver's sudden medical emergency. As emergency crews assessed the damage and helped the driver to the hospital, local officials warned of road closures around Middlesex Avenue, leaving everyone to wonder if meat loaf would make the menu at dinner.

The afternoon tranquility on Chrome Avenue was abruptly shattered by the ear-splitting sound of a tractor-trailer smashing through a fence. Witnesses reported seeing the Porky Products Inc. vehicle careening across yards before making its unscheduled stop in a living room.

"It sounded like a bomb went off," said neighbor Tim Frodo. "One minute, I was watching my soaps, and the next, I'm saying hello to a truck in Mrs. Granger's house." Mrs. Granger, reportedly, was out grocery shopping at the time, rendering her trip somewhat redundant.

Emergency crews rushed to the scene, finding the driver in need of immediate medical attention. Official reports suggest that a medical incident had rendered the driver incapable of controlling the vehicle moments before the crash. The driver was swiftly transported to a nearby hospital for treatment. Unfortunately, traffic jams added an extra dose of gridlock frustration to everyone already grappling with the chaos.

A wave of confusion rippled through the neighborhood as officials assessed the extent of the damage. Photographs and videos taken by local residents reveal a gaping hole in the side of the house, with splintered wood and twisted metal strewn across the lawn. It looked like a scene straight out of a cartoon where a character's been thrown through a wall—unfortunately, this time Wile E. Coyote wasn't to blame.

Authorities have not yet confirmed whether there were any other injuries resulting from the collision. "We heard a lot of noise, but it’s hard to tell if it was from the crash or the kids’ reaction to the surprise guest," said one bemused neighbor.

In the meantime, Carteret officials have cautioned residents to steer clear of the area as they manage the fallout of the accident. Road closures are expected to remain in place until the site is fully cleared and deemed safe. Even local delivery drivers are advised to take alternative routes, lest they find themselves in a similar home-bound predicament.

Residents have been left to wonder about the unexpected twist in their daily routine, with some even joking about the likelihood of pork specials popping up on local menus. "I never thought I'd see the day where the meat came to us," quipped neighborhood butcher Sam Cleaver.

As the investigation continues, it is clear that Wednesday’s hullabaloo left an indelible mark on Chrome Avenue – and Mrs. Granger’s future grocery lists. Authorities assure the community that a full clean-up and road reopenings are imminent, although not without the reminder that fences are for keeping things out, not being driven through.