In a debate marked by hoarse voices, golf handicaps, and historical misstatements, it’s safe to say Biden’s night was a hole-in-one for Trump and a mulligan for the former Vice President.

The highly anticipated debate quickly turned into a verbal sand trap for Joe Biden, who struggled with a hoarse voice and a series of gaffes, including a memorable mishit where he declared 'we finally beat Medicare.' Meanwhile, Trump's energetic and confident performance played like a well-timed birdie, with sharp critiques on Biden’s pandemic and economic policies, and an aggressive stance on immigration and abortion. While Biden aimed to sink some serious putts on issues like COVID-19 and Roe v. Wade, his shots veered off course, giving Trump ample opportunity to capitalize on his opponent’s missteps.

The round began with a battleground of exchanges on the pandemic and economic turmoil, with Biden attempting to gain ground by blaming Trump’s handling of COVID-19 for the faltering economy. Trump's riposte was swift, pointing out that the U.S. economy was robust before the pandemic and defending his controversial 10% tariff on imports. This exchange, however, left Biden with little more than a divot as he labored through his speech.

Trump’s performance was notably buoyant, contrasting sharply with Biden’s faltering delivery. The former President seemed to thrive under the spotlight, exuding confidence while navigating through policy discussions with the vigor of a man preparing for a political comeback. One couldn't help but wonder if Trump had secretly guzzled an energy drink before stepping on stage.

Biden’s attempts to tackle the complexity of abortion laws took a humorous twist when he vowed to reinstate the protections of the now-overturned Roe v. Wade. Trump, not missing a chance to chip in, critiqued the Democrats for advocating late-term abortions, while emphasizing his stance that includes exceptions for rape and incest.