Hailey Bieber and Justin Bieber welcomed their first child, Jack Blues Bieber, on Friday, proving that their love is as real as Justin's fondness for singing about babies—just without the previous drama.

The couple shared their joyous news with the world through an Instagram post featuring Hailey cradling baby Jack's tiny foot, sparking excitement and a rush of online congratulations from fellow celebs like Kylie Jenner and Katy Perry. After months of navigating pregnancy under public scrutiny—complete with pickle cravings and intense emotions—the Biebers are officially parents, channeling all that past drama into the new role of #MomAndDadGoals.

The announcement came on a typical Friday evening, which means the world was likely engrossed in Netflix or counting down until the weekend. Justin took to Instagram, sharing a heartfelt photo of Hailey holding their newborn's foot with the caption: 'WELCOME HOME JACK BLUES BIEBER 🐻'. The bear emoji was probably added for extra cuteness or perhaps to signify their newfound role as parents in the wild jungle of parenthood.

Shortly after, Hailey, never one to miss a social media moment, reshared Justin's joyous post to her Instagram story and backed it up with a bear and a baby blue heart emoji. Clearly, Jack Blues wasn't just getting introduced, he was being welcomed into a family that communicates primarily through cute emojis and well-curated social media posts.

The couple had initially announced Hailey's pregnancy back in May, revealing that she was 'a little over six months' along. The concealed growing belly resulted in a stressful few months as the couple tried to maintain normalcy amidst the often un-normal scrutiny of celebrities. The pressure was immense, especially since one of their favorite pastimes—hiding significant life changes—was suddenly thrust into the public eye. Hailey explained in an interview with W Magazine that she just wanted to enjoy life without feeling like she was trying to orchestrate a secret mission: 'I didn’t really have a belly until six months along,' she reported, announcing her pregnancy as if she’d just revealed the plot twist of a bestseller.

The decision to keep the news under wraps must have been difficult, especially when those cravings hit. A particular highlight of the pregnancy was Hailey's unusual appetite for pickles loaded with egg salad and hot sauce. If nothing else, this served as a reminder that when cravings strike, sometimes a balanced diet is about balance on a fork. One can only wonder what her final meal plan might have looked like.

Adding to the speculation during the pregnancy, Hailey referred to their future child as a 'cherry blossom' before they confirmed Jack’s identity. It was apparent her poetic imagination had room for idyllic metaphors even in pregnancy. The references to blossoms suggest that while many flowers bloom in their time, Jack was always meant to burst forth and claim the spotlight. This whimsical analogy brought a playful touch to her anticipation of motherhood.

Justin’s desire to be a father can be traced back to a 2019 Instagram post where he discussed focusing on personal issues—hinting that perhaps the pursuit of parenthood was among them. After they married in an intimate ceremony in 2018 and celebrated two years later with an extravagant one, it becomes obvious that children were always part of the bright future Justin had envisioned. Now, he’s gone from being the young heartthrob singing 'Baby' to a bona fide 'Baby' daddy, armed with parenting wisdom freshly minted from his own baby’s foot pictures.

As various A-listers extended their congratulations via social media almost instantaneously after Jack's debut, one can't help but appreciate the fleeting, if sometimes excessive, cultural exchanges that happen online. With over seven million likes on Justin’s celebratory post, it’s safe to say Jack Blues came into the world with plenty of internet love.

With new parenting ahead, the couple seems steeled for the challenge, balancing their personal lives while embracing the soft rolled-up shirt-sleeves approach famously associated with parenthood. As they learn the ropes of diaper changing and midnight feedings, they’ll likely be armed with much of their previous life experience—though one hopes the only ‘Baby’ they’ll be dealing with from now on will be Jack himself.

Maybe in a few years, we might even expect a lullaby album titled 'Baby Beats' showcasing Justin’s softer side as he takes on the double title of dad and superstar. For now, the couple can relish in the uncharted but thrilling waters of parenting, where the joys of baby feet, late-night feedings, and joyous giggles await. Jack Blues Bieber is bound to be the newest star in the family, and we can’t wait to follow his journey—especially if pickles and egg salad make a cameo.