In a blend of royal tradition and modern spectacle, Princess Märtha Louise wed American shaman Durek Verrett in a lavish ceremony in Norway, complete with influencers, a gospel choir, and plans for a Netflix rom-com.

The wedding, held in a grand white tent in scenic Geiranger after three days of festivities, marked a striking union of monarchy and modernity, drawing a guest list filled with social media mavens and reality TV stars. As King Harald and Queen Sonja watched, Märtha Louise not only defended her royal title but also sparked outrage by selling her wedding photo rights to Hello! and film rights to Netflix—a move that has turned the fairytale romance into a reality TV drama rivalling any Scandinavian saga.

The festivities kicked off with a whirlwind of activities that could only be described as 'royal meets reality show.' Guests were treated to performances from local Norwegian artists, a vibrant gospel choir, and even a singer from Norway's indigenous Sámi people. It was as though the producers of 'Denmark's Got Talent' had also been invited to the ceremony, ensuring an eclectic mix of cultural expressions raised a toast to this unconventional pairing.

Attendees at this high-profile wedding included notable figures such as Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden and her husband, Prince Daniel. While they may have brought a certain regal flair, their presence pales in comparison to the influencers and reality stars who brought their own brand of pizzazz. It's refreshing to see that royalty has made space for the Instagram-ready elite who can make a wedding go viral in seconds, all while keeping an eye out for the best selfie angles.

Märtha Louise’s journey to this point has been nothing short of extraordinary. Following her divorce from Ari Behn in 2017, she embraced a new chapter that would soon include the self-professed shaman, Durek Verrett. Their engagement was announced in 2022, after the couple first crossed paths in 2019. Those playful kings and queens of fate certainly deserve applause for this unpredictable pairing.

In true royal fashion, the occasion was marked by not just traditional vows but a hint of quirky absurdity. Before the wedding, Märtha Louise prominently labeled gin bottles with her royal title, an act of pure whimsy that would make any traditionalist clutch their pearls. However, this attempt at playful branding was swiftly met with a royal directive that likely came with a stern 'no, thank you'. A reminder, perhaps, that with great titles come great responsibilities.

Yet, despite the light-hearted banter encircling her unconventional choices, Märtha Louise retains her royal title while having stepped down from official duties in 2022. This modern twist on royals living life on their own terms has endeared her to a new audience on social media, much to the chagrin of traditionalists who fondly reminisce about tea and tiaras with no modern frills.

However, not all coverage of the wedding was positive. Local Norwegian media expressed their discontent over the couple selling exclusive rights to their wedding photos and Netflix film adaptations—an act that transformed their personal milestone into an expectedly commercial affair. Some locals even protested the move, arguing that a royal wedding should not turn into a money-making scheme. Yet, in the same breath, one can’t help but wonder if they might just tune in to see the event unfold on their screens.

As the couple embarks on their journey together, there’s potentially much more than love blossoming on this romantic venture. With a connection to the spiritual world, the very definition of ‘till death do us part’ may become an open-ended question if Durek Verrett's shamanistic practices come into play. It will be interesting to see if the couple's future includes the spirit realm as an ongoing theme—or merely a one-off at family gatherings.

In the meantime, the royal family can probably expect a few unexpected items on the next family agenda—courtesy of their new family member, who may have a few shamanistic tricks up his sleeve.

Ultimately, Märtha Louise and Durek Verrett have stirred interest within the royal family. Royalty and shamanism may seem like strange bedfellows, but in a world where hashtags rule and traditions intertwine with modern aspirations, their partnership is noteworthy. Brace yourselves, Norway; your royal family may be on a new path to redefining what it means to live happily ever after.