In a dramatic showdown, Michigan snatched victory from the jaws of defeat with a last-minute touchdown by Kalel Mullings, overcoming USC 27-24 in a thrilling Big Ten debut that featured more twists than a pretzel factory.

This nail-biting win not only highlighted Michigan's resilience after their earlier season setback—thanks to a fumbled handoff that turned into USC points—but also showcased Kalel Mullings as a potential Heisman contender, running for a whopping 159 yards including the game-winner on a fourth down. With 290 rushing yards in total, Michigan proved they could crush opponents even if their quarterback may have needed a few more practice sessions on his passing.

Mullings wasn't just running for yards; he was essentially racing against the clock as he put the final stamp on a ten-play, 89-yard drive that had spectators clutching their snacks and questionable life choices. With only 37 seconds on the clock and the pressure of existential dread resting squarely on the shoulders of the Wolverines, Mullings showed remarkable poise, sprinting past USC defenders like they were mere cones on a practice field.

The game's early stages seemed like a comfortable Michigan affair, with a compelling 14-3 lead at halftime. However, the second half saw Michigan lose their lead before coming back to win 27-24, showcasing the tension that fans experienced. USC, led by quarterback Miller Moss—who surely would have loved a little more spotlight—capitalized, taking a 24-20 lead thanks to a 24-yard touchdown pass to Ja'Kobi Lane.

Moss had a decent outing overall, racking up 283 yards and three touchdown passes. If only he could have traded one of those touchdowns for a more necessary fourth down conversion in the final moments. That last attempt became the bitter end of the USC’s fairy tale, as the Wolverines swarmed in like a tidal wave of blue to halt their march, finally sealing the deal for Michigan.

In true team spirit, Michigan also demonstrated some defensive coups, notably a pick-six from Will Johnson, who evidently decided being a cornerback wasn't cut out for the fainthearted. His interception not only speculated USC's progress but also brought out cheers that could likely be heard from miles away, as Michigan fans finally had something to celebrate beyond the pizza they were likely devouring each Saturday.

Even with Mullings’ stellar performance, it wasn't all roses for Michigan. Donovan Edwards nibbled on both the glory of a 41-yard run and the shame of a fumble that handed USC additional points as they conjured their second-half comeback. But perhaps that's what makes sports so wonderfully chaotic—where the hero and anti-hero coexist like the odd couple desperate to find a place on the couch.

Through it all, Michigan's rushing strategy clearly prevailed, with 290 yards of pure grit and determination, overshadowing their modest passing game. Quarterback Alex Orji, doing his best to channel the spirit of an on-the-job learning experience, managed to complete 7 of his 12 passes for a mere 32 yards. Perhaps next week he’ll feel like attempting a more voluminous aerial assault, or at least start practicing his throws in a less vertical manner.

With this victory nestled sweetly between their earlier defeat to Texas and aspirations of further glory, Michigan not only found redemption but also lodged themselves in the hearts of fans with a penchant for late-game drama. Michigan defeated USC 27-24 in their first Big Ten matchup, showcasing a strong rushing performance with a total of 290 yards. Kalel Mullings scored the game-winning touchdown on a fourth down with 37 seconds left, after Michigan led 14-3 at halftime, lost the lead in the second half, and came back to win. As we stand at the precipice of a long season ahead, one thing is clear: this thrilling win against USC may just be the start of something wild—and perhaps a tad unpredictable.

Now, as the team regroups and focuses on their next match, there’s one certainty. The combination of athletic prowess, a touch of luck, and the inevitable turmoil of college football will keep fans guessing as they glance nervously at the schedule. And they may even wonder, given all that has transpired, if it’s wise to chew popcorn in the stands anymore; it can be just as nerve-wracking as watching your team fight for a last-minute win.