In a twist worthy of a political thriller, a 55-year-old man driving the wrong way on I-94 nearly collided with Vice President Kamala Harris’ motorcade while allegedly three sheets to the wind on Monday night.

The wrong-way escapade unfolded around 8:20 p.m. near the Marquette Interchange, where the man, sporting a penchant for adventurous driving and an open beer can, narrowly avoided a high-stakes game of chicken with the Vice President's escort. Thanks to the quick response of local deputies, the only injury was to the driver's pride, as he was arrested and now faces charges of drunk driving and second-degree recklessly endangering safety—no surprise considering he couldn't remember almost making headlines for the wrong reasons.

The driver’s misadventure began as he took his SUV westbound in the eastbound lanes of I-94, transforming his evening commute into a scene reminiscent of a particularly clumsy game of Frogger. With motorist instincts like that, it’s no wonder he didn’t get anywhere near his intended destination. Fortunately, the state of Wisconsin has some effective measures in place to prevent such instances from escalating into full-blown chaotic confrontations, particularly when high-profile figures are involved.

Witnesses reported that the perilously zigzagging SUV came alarmingly close to colliding with one of the vehicles in the Vice President’s motorcade. Traffic on that stretch of freeway is typically no picnic, especially on a busy campaign night. One can only imagine the adrenaline that rushed through the motorcade as well as the driver, not to mention the secret agents riding shotgun. Real-life high-speed chases lacking a dramatic soundtrack can be quite underwhelming but are nevertheless filled with unintended suspense.

After several harrowing moments that could make even a seasoned driver rethink their approach to the road, deputies intercepted the dangerously erratic driver. The ensuing sobriety checks apparently confirmed that he was operating at the level of a man who had mistaken an evening of leisure for an impromptu road rally. Multiple field sobriety tests did nothing to enhance his case, and crucially, the open beer can in the vehicle likely didn’t bolster his argument for safer driving.

Consensus among authorities confirmed that the driver was indeed impaired and had a less than graceful connection with his vehicle’s wheel. Upon his arrest, the man discovered he would not be enjoying the fast lane of life that evening, as he was subsequently held in jail without bail. Not exactly a VIP entrance to a soiree, but sometimes, the universe has other plans for you.

In a stroke of luck for the Vice President, or perhaps just good fortune in general, no injuries occurred during this unusual encounter. The Milwaukee County Sheriff’s Office, which assisted in apprehending the driver, was commended for their swift response. It’s a testament to their skills that this story is reported without any additional chaos or casualty, just a single beer can and an overwhelming sense of disbelief from a man who probably wishes he had a better excuse.

The driver’s reaction when learning about his close brush with the motorcade and the Vice President herself was one of sheer surprise. He reported having no recollection of nearly colliding with one of the most recognizable motorcades in the country. This revelation only highlights the classic notion that some people might prefer their ignorance, particularly when the knowledge comes with the hefty baggage of potential legal ramifications.

As Vice President Kamala Harris continues her campaign trail, assistance from vigilant authorities will surely keep her on track—hopefully steering clear of any further surprises from intoxicated drivers. Such incidents bring a unique flavor of unintended excitement to the otherwise orderly world of political events. Politicians often have to engage in spirited debates, but nobody anticipates dodging drunk drivers as part of their evening agenda.

As the story circulates and the authorities finalize their proceedings, it serves as a reminder that vigilance is essential on the road, especially when one finds themselves unexpectedly in the proximity of a high-profile figure. One hopes that the individual in question will take this incident as a cue to perhaps rethink their approach to nightlife and driving. After all, an open beer can in one hand and steering wheel in the other hardly makes for a harmonious cocktail, especially when the stakes involve a motorcade.