In a classic case of rock star meets politics, Kid Rock has taken a moment from performing at Trump's inauguration festivities to criticize Michelle Obama for skipping the event, suggesting she might just be a tad angry about it.

Kid Rock's remarks come as he gears up to strum his guitar at Trump’s inauguration festivities, a guy who once honored Barack Obama with a performance but seems a little confused on the idea of political loyalty. While former presidents are rallying around the new leader, Michelle Obama’s absence has left Kid Rock sounding like a jilted fan wondering why his favorite artist didn’t show, as he speculates on her feelings with all the depth of a puddle.

In a recent interview, Kid Rock articulated his belief that Michelle Obama 'seems a little angry' about her decision to skip Donald Trump's inauguration. It’s unclear how he arrived at this conclusion; perhaps he has a sixth sense for emotions or maybe he just enjoys stirring the pot. After all, there’s nothing quite like a rock star dissecting the mood of a former First Lady amidst the pomp and circumstance of political transition.

It’s worth noting that Kid Rock, who performed at the Youth Inaugural Ball back in 2009, isn’t entirely new to this political gig. Despite not having cast his vote for Barack Obama, his performance was viewed as a gesture of respect right out of the rock star handbook. It seems the politics of music are as fluid as ever, and the line between support and disdain is often as thin as the string on his guitar.

Given the upcoming inauguration, the question on everyone’s lips is: where is Michelle Obama? Her team has decided to remain mum on her absence from the ceremonial events, which only adds to a growing cacophony of theories ranging from the mundane to the fantastical. Perhaps she’s taking a well-deserved vacation or has taken up a new hobby—like training for a marathon against being at political events.

In stark contrast to the missing former First Lady, a bevy of ex-presidents—including Barack Obama, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton—are expected to attend the festivities. Their collective presence might be an indication that political decorum is alive and well, although one can’t help but wonder about the dynamic that’ll unfold as they gather together with nostalgia and possibly a twinge of rivalry. If only someone could arrange for some light music to ease the mood, maybe even a Kid Rock classic.

Meanwhile, Kid Rock is relishing in the limelight, preparing to perform at a rally during the inauguration festivities. He expresses nothing but enthusiasm, describing President Trump as a 'terrific guy.' One could argue that the definition of 'terrific' may vary dramatically depending on who’s doing the defining. For Kid Rock, it might involve whiskey, a guitar, and a stage—but for others, it might mean something altogether different, like a firm grip on the social contract.

As the inauguration approaches, the contrast between the outgoing and incoming administrations grows more pronounced. While Kid Rock criticized Michelle Obama for skipping President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration and mentioned that she 'seems a little angry' regarding her decision, the former first lady's team did not provide a reason for her absence. Sometimes, it’s more worthwhile to avoid running into your ex during a party, especially if the vibe is less than celebratory.

Ultimately, this debacle sets the stage for a concert of opinions, reminiscent of the good old days when everyone had their 'side.' Kid Rock’s comments may amuse some and irk others, while Michelle Obama’s absence serves as a silent statement of her own intentions. Political chess, it turns out, features players who are both in the spotlight and off to the side, each making moves in their own way. As the curtains rise on the inaugural festivities, audiences around the country will be watching to see just how these cards play out.