Rabid Bear Bites Man; Pennsylvania Rethinks Bear Hugs
In a twist of fate more bizarre than a winter bear BBQ, a man in Jim Thorpe survived a rabid bear attack, all while expressing sympathy for the hungry creature's unusual behavior during the season’s warmer months.
Andrew Neirer, who was attacked by a rabid bear in Pennsylvania, has shown remarkable empathy towards his assailant, suggesting the bear was simply suffering from a case of winter hunger pangs. While attacks from rabid bears are rare, this incident raised eyebrows—and possibly some claws—leading officials to remind residents to report any animals exhibiting abnormal behavior. Neirer is expected to make a full recovery, but the bear? Let’s just say it's not going to be hungry for a while.
The attack occurred in Carbon County, where Neirer found himself on the unfortunate end of a bear's dining preferences. Eyewitnesses recount a scene that played out like an outdoor horror movie. The bear, clearly lacking in social skills, approached Neirer with an eagerness typically reserved for buffet lines, attempting to bite and scratch him in what has been described as overly aggressive behavior. In a neighborhood where bears are more likely to greet you than throw a tantrum, this was the last thing anyone expected to see.
Fortunately, a neighbor was armed and ready. Amidst the chaos, they managed to shoot the bear, saving Neirer from what could have easily turned into a less pleasant headline. The incident left many residents in disbelief, opting to stay indoors—perhaps savoring their snack-food supplies more than normal, just in case the bear fancied a second chance at something else on the menu.
The Pennsylvania Game Commission chimed in on the matter, noting that rabies in bears is quite rare and usually presents itself as a rather lonely illness—isolated, much like that one relative nobody invites to family gatherings. Yet, with black bear populations surging from a cozy 4,000 in the 1970s to a staggering 18,000 now, it's fair to say humanity has encroached a bit too much on bear turf. With more bears wandering about, one can only hope they don’t start forming their own communities next to the local grocery store.
Neirer, displaying an astonishing level of understanding, remarked, "I don’t have any hard feelings towards the bear. It was just looking for food during this strange winter weather." This comment seems to bear a hint of sarcasm—gotta love a good pun—but it reflects a kinder view that compels one to ponder about the bear’s perspective. After all, if you were a bear meandering through a season that seems to have lost its winter vibe, a snack attack from a human might sound like a reasonable error in judgment.
Rabies is a nasty business. It primarily transmits through contact with saliva via bites or scratches. Thankfully, Neirer has access to effective treatment, which almost guarantees a happy ending so long as rabies symptoms are kept at bay. It's almost like the bear showed up with an RSVP card but forgot to follow the standard social protocol that acknowledges personal space.
The incident gives rise to an array of reflections on wildlife encounters. The Game Commission is wise enough to remind folks to keep an eye out for any creatures behaving oddly, as a ring of abnormality in the animal kingdom usually means trouble. Rabies makes for a complicated dinner guest: erratic behavior, uncontrollable drooling, and still no discernible taste for food. Even common house pets know how to keep it cool before they get dinner.
As the discussion continues regarding wildlife encounters and rabies, Neirer’s tale serves as a comical reminder to respect nature's boundaries. Perhaps the bear was merely auditioning for a role in our food chain; if so, it certainly claimed this scene. Residents might consider staying vigilant and also acquire a greater appreciation for their friendships—human, animal or otherwise. One can never be too prepared when the wilderness decides to step into your living room for a quick chat, or worse, a bite.