In a surprising call to 'The View,' Wendy Williams insisted she's not mentally incapacitated, claiming she aced a competency test and is ready to trade her 'prison' in a memory unit for her beloved purple chair.

Wendy Williams' call raised eyebrows and hopes as she challenged the guardianship that has confined her to a memory unit and frozen her finances, arguing that she passed her competency test with 'flying colors.' With her famous purple chair in storage, Williams criticized her guardian for treating her like a prisoner in her own life and expressed a desire to reclaim her independence, leaving viewers wondering if she’ll soon host her own comeback special—or just a very emotional yard sale.

Turning the conversation towards her guardianship ordeal, Wendy didn't hold back. 'I’m not mentally incapacitated,' she asserted, adding that her independent evaluation was a glowing success. 'Flying colors, folks! If I were a school kid, I’d be sent to the cafeteria for pizza.' This enthusiasm is certainly a stark contrast to the claims made by her guardian, Sabrina Morrissey, who suggested that Williams’ cognitive capabilities were compromised due to early-onset dementia diagnosed earlier this year. It's like arguing whether pizza is superior to a salad at this point.

Amidst the seriousness of her circumstances, Williams' frustrations poured out as she described her life in the memory unit. 'It’s like being in prison,' she said, with a hint of irony that would make a stand-up comedian proud. Because nothing screams incarceration quite like a memory unit where, instead of conjugal visits, you get family visits under strict supervision. One wonders if the lack of liberties includes an exemption from the prison food options or access to a TV remote.

In a move reminiscent of a classic movie plot twist, Williams shared that she once resorted to dropping a note from her window that simply read, 'Help! Wendy!!' This desperate plea prompted a welfare check by police, revealing just how far someone will go to signal they're more than a forgotten inmate. Perhaps next time, we might see her on the front page under 'local landmarks'—the place where celebrities signal for help through innovative means.

In a somewhat peculiar detail about her finances, Williams mentioned her guardian’s role was triggered after her bank froze her account following certain 'unusual activity.' It's fascinating how swiftly a bank's protectiveness can turn into the onset of guardianship.

As she unpacked her grievances, Williams pointed out her family has been rallying behind her, attesting to her good mental and physical shape. Their continued support looks like a solid back-up plan, akin to a cast waiting to be called for a dramatic rescue scene. Meanwhile, Williams eagerly anticipates reclaiming her freedom and that cherished purple chair which, to her, represents more than just furniture—it’s a throne of her own life. Dangerous to think that a piece of furniture holds the keys to aspirational freedom.

Comments from her relatives reinforce her assertions, but the question remains: will Williams finally shake off the shackles of guardianship? If the universe is just, she should soon be hosting her own tea party, offering guests a chance to sit in that famed purple chair while spilling the tea on her journey. You can picture it now—everyone clinking glasses over the newfound rights of citizens previously considered 'incapacitated.'

As for now, we all wait with bated breath to see how this saga unfolds. With Williams ready to deconstruct the very walls of her confinement, we wonder if the next chapter involves a courtroom drama where she retakes the wheel of her life. In a world filled with uncertainty, one thing remains: the image of Wendy Williams, vibrant as ever, in her purple chair, which she hopes to keep in her new apartment after the guardianship ends. After all, who else could turn a life lesson into a lesson in fashion and effective sitting?