In a record-breaking display of power, the New York Yankees smashed nine home runs, including a grand slam by Aaron Judge, as they conquered the Milwaukee Brewers with a staggering 20-9 victory.

This explosive performance not only shattered the Yankees' franchise record for home runs in a game but also etched them into the annals of MLB history as only the third team ever to hit nine in a single outing. With Judge leading the charge with three homers and a grand slam, the Yankees left the scoreboard looking more like a video game score than a traditional baseball result, leaving fans to wonder if the Brewers' pitcher was trying to throw a strike or simply playing a game of fetch.

The game got off to an unprecedented start as the Yankees became the first team in MLB history to hit back-to-back-to-back home runs on three consecutive pitches. This burst of power sent the home crowd into a frenzy, while fans in the Brewers' dugout promptly began scrambling for a safety net. It was an unusual sequence that made even the most seasoned of baseball observers raise an eyebrow, and perhaps in that moment, they pondered why they chose to settle down in front of the television rather than go to the beach.

By the time the first inning ended, the Yankees had achieved an astonishing feat—four home runs, marking the first time in the team's history they achieved such an abundance within just one inning. As the Yankees' players rounded the bases in celebration, the Brewers' pitchers were likely left questioning their life choices, wondering if they needed a new career path or a different approach to pitching such as underhand or maybe bowling.

Things only got wilder as Judge displayed his unmatched prowess at the plate, smacking a grand slam during the third inning—a perfect illustration of the adage that everything is bigger in New York. His performance equated to an impressive batting line of 4-for-6, three home runs, a double, and eight RBIs. At this point, observers had to wonder if Judge was auditioning for a superhero role or simply trying to show the baseball gods who’s boss. One could only imagine him walking around the locker room pretending to be a champion of the universe, cape and all.

The Yankees further solidified their dominance by hitting five home runs within the first two innings. This was another 'first' for the team, further cementing the game into an exclusive club of remarkable historical achievements. For the Brewers, however, it must have felt like they were caught in a relentless monsoon while their opponents wielded umbrellas of home run power.

Oswald Peraza's contribution came as a pinch-hitter, marking the ninth home run of the game and concurrently breaking the team's home run record for a pinch hitter. The sound of the ball hitting the bat echoed like a celebratory gong, signaling yet another eruption in the ongoing barrage by the Yankees. Peraza could only have felt like he had just been handed the keys to the city after that swing, turning a tense moment into one of jubilation.

With Nestor Cortes, the hapless pitcher for the Brewers, giving up multiple home runs, it’s understandable if he was attempting to figure out which pile of baseballs from the equipment rack had less velocity when tossed over the plate. What could have been worse? He could have been mistaken for a piñata at a children’s birthday party, only to be served up as the main attraction while everyone called out for candy.

As the game came to a close with a score of 20-9, one had to wonder if the Yankees had accidentally signed on to play a game of pinball instead of baseball. It was a night that would be remembered for centuries, leaving fans to ponder if they ought to start bringing calculators to games instead of scorecards. 'Did we just witness baseball, or has someone edited the script for a comedy thriller?' one overzealous fan reportedly exclaimed while trying to calculate Judge's numbers against the height of the Empire State Building.

The Yankees may have simply mixed a bit of magic into the game, transforming each swing of the bat into a ferocious strike against the perceptions of ordinary baseball. With their record-breaking performance, the team has certainly stirred up a new definition of power in America's pastime, and perhaps a gentle reminder to the Brewers that baseball is, in fact, a sport where they may want to pay closer attention to their defense and pitching practices.

Ultimately, as fans dispersed from the stadium, one couldn't help but overhear snippets of conversations debating who would have the higher paycheck at the end of the season: Judge for his performance, or the mascot who had also clearly put in a fair amount of work fanning excited spectators and tossing snacks. Either way, it was a night for the record books, and it was abundantly clear that the Yankees were going to let the numbers do the talking while everyone else could only hope to catch up.