Brace yourselves, 'Star Wars' fans! Ryan Gosling is set to blast off in 'Star Wars: Starfighter,' a new adventure featuring fresh faces, arriving in theaters on May 28, 2027—hopefully in time for the next galaxy-wide trade federation meeting.

In a move that has lightsaber-wielding fans buzzing with excitement, Ryan Gosling will take center stage in 'Star Wars: Starfighter,' directed by Shawn Levy and set to explore an all-new era five years after 'The Rise of Skywalker.' With production kicking off this fall, the film promises original characters and a storyline that Gosling himself is already stoked about, ushering in a fresh chapter for a franchise famous for its never-ending galactic saga.

Yes, you read that right — not a prequel, not a sequel, but a brand-new cinematic offering from a galaxy far, far away. This audacious departure from the traditional 'Star Wars' formula comes with the promise of untapped stories and characters that will likely take fans on a detour from the familiar lightspeed routes they've traveled for decades.

Director Shawn Levy, known for balancing humor with action, is at the helm of this new venture. If you thought Mandalorians were the height of cool, wait until you meet the all-new cast that will grace the screen in 'Starfighter.' It's worth pointing out that Levy is no stranger to supernatural behavior himself—after all, he directed 'Free Guy' and 'Stranger Things.' Let's hope his skills translate into outer space with ease—preferably on a spaceship rather than a bike.

Gosling's eagerness for the project shines through as he shared with fans that the script is a winner. "This has a great story and original characters," he said, perhaps forgetting that original characters have been a hallmark of 'Star Wars' since the dawn of time, or since the first lightsaber was drawn, whichever came first. Rest assured, Gosling’s newfound passion for Jedi wisdom suggests a certain sparkle in his eye that might very well rival that of Yoda's.

The film's announcement took place at the 'Star Wars' Celebration in Japan, which naturally garnered attention as a hotspot for fans eager to witness George Lucas' dream come alive repeatedly. Sporting memories of his childhood, Gosling made an impression by posting a photo of his 'Star Wars'-branded bedding. Yes, even A-listers have odd memorabilia piles to show off their origins. Who knew that Gosling’s previous evening routines might inspire his interstellar escapades? One can only speculate what a lightsaber-wielding Gosling would have meant for his childhood self's sleepovers?

While Gosling prepares for what could be the role of a lifetime, not everyone is on board with joining him in this exciting venture. Mikey Madison, reportedly approached for a role, has declined the electrifying offer. This may seem like loss for the film, unless one counts Madison’s ability to dodge roles faster than a TIE fighter maneuvering through an asteroid field. The casting team will likely need to recalibrate their approach in finding someone who can handle resistance as fiercely as many have resisted the dark side.

Since its inception in 1977, 'Star Wars' has solidified its place as one of the highest-grossing franchises in cinematic history. You have to hand it to the creative minds behind it; they've turned a simple tale of good versus evil into an empire that involves every element imaginable—even a new film that fits somewhere between where Jedi didn't tread and the newest Star Wars-themed croissant bakery. With other projects also floating in hyperspace, the franchise remains active while assuring eager fans that there's more to come — and likely more lightsabers.

With 'Starfighter', the galaxy isn't just expanding—it’s practically recruiting. As Gosling and Levy take the stage to deliver a story that dares to step into bold new territory, one can only wonder what unforeseen alliances will form in a galaxy where every twist could bring forth a character that would make even Yoda raise an eyebrow—or at least reconsider his vegetarian options when meeting new aliens. May the excitement be strong with this film, as we steer through the cosmos watching a new saga unfold one sultry eyebrow at a time.