Trump Declares 'America First' With First American Pope
In a historic moment for the U.S. and the Vatican, President Trump enthusiastically congratulated Cardinal Robert Prevost, now Pope Leo XIV, calling it a 'great honor' to finally have an American pope.
The election of Pope Leo XIV marks a significant milestone, as he becomes the first American pontiff in history, much to the delight of President Trump, who expressed both excitement and surprise at the selection. With the papal conclave wrapped up and white smoke signaling the news, Trump eagerly anticipates a 'meaningful moment' with the new pope, while millions of American Catholics and other Christians look forward to seeing what this Windy City-born pope will bring to the Vatican's agenda—hopefully, a pizza party.
As Trump noted in his statement, 'Congratulations to Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, who was just named Pope Leo XIV. It is such an honor to realize that he is the first American Pope.' One might wonder how exactly one measures papal honor—perhaps with a papal award ceremony, complete with a red carpet and a golden chalice for the best-dressed cardinal.
Pope Leo XIV’s ascension is particularly significant considering his Windy City roots. Born in Chicago, he embodies not just the values of a new American pontiff but may also be the first-ever pope who truly understands the struggles of trying to find parking in the middle of the Vatican. As he prepares to assume his new role, one hopes he brings with him the quintessential Chicagoan ability to negotiate—especially if it involves a good deal on sacramental wine.
In the wake of the announcement, Trump mused, 'What greater honor could there be?' This philosophical inquiry surely left many pondering other realizations since, let’s face it, not many people thought they would see an American pope in their lifetime. Perhaps even fewer would have anticipated a president actively participating in the cordiality of such an event, likely thinking their only involvement would be through meticulously crafted tweets.
Vice President JD Vance, also caught in the jubilance of the occasion, added his own congratulations, highlighting that 'millions of American Catholics and other Christians will pray for his leadership.' One would assume that included in those millions is the family next door who make sure to keep their rosary close throughout election season.
Pope Leo XIV appeared to be embracing his new responsibilities with enthusiasm reminiscent of a new adjunct professor at a university—eager, optimistic, and slightly unaware of the chaos waiting around the corner. Cardinal Prevost previously held the position of prefect of the Dicastery for Bishops under Pope Francis, which is essentially like being the vice president of a very exclusive club where the dress code always seems to trend toward white robes and miracles.
As thoughts swirl around the potential shifts in the Vatican’s direction with this new leadership, one cannot help but wonder how Cardinal Prevost's American experiences might play a role. Will he follow in the footsteps of other Chicagoans with a penchant for deep dish bargaining, or will he simply usher in a new era where good coffee is served at all papal meetings?
As the Vatican prepares for its next chapter, it’s guaranteed one thing: political analysts will have a field day with this. Trump expressed excitement over the election of the first American Pope, calling it a 'great honor' for the United States. He congratulated Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, who is now Pope Leo XIV, stating, 'Congratulations to Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, who was just named Pope. It is such an honor to realize that he is the first American Pope.'
So, as we sit and wait for the new Pope to take the throne of St. Peter, it seems that America has secured itself a seat at the celestial table and, with it, a unique perspective on faith in a modern context.
Ultimately, the election of Pope Leo XIV offers nothing short of an opportunity to reflect on faith, culture, and the often comical intersection of the two—a reminder that, whether divine or merely labeled as such, the realm of spiritual leadership may also need to accommodate the not-so-divine reality of American humor.