Sam Burns is turning heads at the US Open, leading the pack at 3-under par while the world’s top players, including Scottie Scheffler, struggle to stay above water—he’s even swimming in the deep end!

In a surprising turn of events at Oakmont, Sam Burns has catapulted himself into the lead with a second-round score of 5-under 65, leaving only three players under par as he holds his first major championship lead after two rounds. Meanwhile, world No. 1 Scottie Scheffler continues to thrash around in the deep end at 4-over par, reminding us all that sometimes the best strokes are the ones you just don’t take.

Burns’ ascent is particularly noteworthy, as he hasn’t had this kind of success in a major since finishing in the top 10 at the 2024 U.S. Open—making this week even more of a surprise for those who follow his career closely. Wins on the PGA Tour have become a frequent occurrence for him, with five under his belt, yet major championships have remained elusive until now. It’s almost as if major golf tournaments have decided to treat him like an unsigned artist at an open mic night: plenty of talent but just not enough recognition.

Speaking about his exhilarating second round, Burns explains his strategic approach: "I try to take what the course gives you. It’s about patience and not forcing shots." An admirable sentiment that might also come in handy for people attempting to navigate family gatherings. Oakmont, known for its fierce challenges, seems to have submitted to Burns’ calm resolve, somewhat reluctantly we presume, since courses are typically not inclined to give away birdies on a silver platter.

This newfound leadership has certainly piqued interest, as it's the first time Burns has had at least a share of the lead in a major championship after two rounds. Such a feat deserves its own trophy—perhaps a small statue of a golfer looking mildly bewildered at the sudden spotlight, holding a birdie putt like it’s a rare gem.

As for Scottie Scheffler, he’s been commended by his peers—even while submerged at 4-over par. "He’s got incredible putting skills and a competitive nature that’s hard to beat," Scheffler said of Burns, graciously downplaying the two strokes difference that suggests Scheffler may need to recalibrate his golf strategy—in the manner of recalibrating a GPS that keeps leading you into a lake.

Contrast this with the calamity facing other big names in the sport. Even stalwarts like Bryson DeChambeau and Rory McIlroy seem to have lost their way on the Oakmont greens. One can't help but feel sympathy for McIlroy, wandering the course with tangled thoughts and for DeChambeau, who might be contemplating whether a physics degree could help with his swing more than actually just practicing.

The statistical odds are also not in favor of the struggling elite; eleven of the last twelve US Open champions were in the top five after the first two rounds. Scouts and talent agencies must be watching Burns closely, considering his rise is more alarming than a cat on a hot tin roof.

Many observers note how Burns appeared undeterred following a recent playoff loss at the RBC Canadian Open. Instead of moping or drowning his sorrows in golf balls, Burns seamlessly transitioned to the US Open, showing no signs of a hangover during play. It’s as if he barely remembers the heartbreaking defeat, much like how some adults conveniently forget missing the deadline for their taxes… until it’s too late.

As we approach the weekend, Burns carries a hopeful gaze. He said, "I’m looking forward to the weekend," an understatement that perfectly encapsulates a determination shared by anyone who’s ever tried anything where the stakes feel significantly high. It does raise the question, though: what would the US Open be like without a bit of weekend whimsy?

With the finish line still a few rounds away, the golf world waits with baited breath (and perhaps snacks) to see if Burns can extend this delightful lead into a victory. It’s a tale of nerves, skill, and—more importantly—patience, both on the course and on the couch as analysts dissect every swing and putt. Wrap your minds around that—this might just become a legendary chapter in golf annals, one that invites future champions to learn that sometimes, it’s not just a swing you need to win but the right kind of stillness and maturity.