In a shocking twist to Middle East diplomacy, Trump expressed his frustration on Truth Social, declaring both Israel and Iran clueless as they launched missiles right before a ceasefire was set to kick in.

In a situation that could only be described as diplomatic whack-a-mole, Trump’s outburst reflects how both Israel and Iran seem determined to blow up any chance of peace, literally, as they launched missiles moments before a ceasefire meant to end a 12-day conflict. With his blunt commentary—calling out both nations for their 'clueless' antics—Trump not only took aim at their missile capabilities but also positioned himself as the potential, albeit unlikely, peacemaker in a game of geopolitical chicken.

Trump was notably more vocal in his displeasure towards Israel, reportedly advising them to 'calm down.' It's always good advice to take a deep breath, especially when rockets are flying overhead. His post on Truth Social cautioned against bombardments, labeling them a 'major violation.' One wonders if Trump believes there is a specific decibel level at which bombing becomes acceptable, or if it was just another example of his nuanced approach to international relations.

His concerns were valid, considering Israeli strikes occurred precisely when the ceasefire was to begin. It’s as if they were unaware of the timeline; a classic case of attention to detail, except in the most dramatic way possible. Iran, in a twist of irony, accused Israel of violating the ceasefire themselves by launching a missile attack shortly after the clock started ticking on the truce. It appears that both nations might benefit from taking a few lessons in ceasefire etiquette, perhaps from a trusted elder in the neighborhood—or a children’s board game.

Amidst the flurry of accusations and missile launches, Trump announced the ceasefire agreement that was supposed to cool tensions and foster dialogue. Instead, it has turned into a peculiar display of how not to handle diplomatic communications. One could only imagine the diplomatic channels being monitored like a high-stakes poker game, with both sides clearly showing their cards and the occasional grenade for good measure.

In his attempt to mediate the escalating tensions, Trump appeared optimistic about his ability to intervene, stating he intends to see if he can stop the violence. It’s curious how the former president continues to position himself as an arbiter of peace while simultaneously unleashing multi-syllabic expletives on social media. Perhaps he believes that diplomacy is just a matter of finding the right words, even if those words include a few choice expletives.

Meanwhile, mutual missile firings between Israel and Iran persisted, demonstrating a profound commitment to conflict that knows no bounds—or ceasefires. Watching this unfold, one might be tempted to write a new manual on how not to achieve peace—complete with colorful illustrations and perhaps an accompanying soundtrack of explosions. The reality is that while Trump may have sought to calm the tempest in a teapot, all parties involved appear to be gearing up for another round.

In the end, one can only sit back and observe as Trump’s comments elicit everything from eye rolls to guffaws among international observers. The situation in the Middle East could benefit from fewer fireworks and more negotiation, but with experts estimating how long that might take, any simulations of peace discussions might as well be sponsored by a fireworks company. Trump expressed deep frustration with both Israel and Iran for breaking the ceasefire and stated that both countries 'don't know what the f--k they're doing.' He was particularly unhappy with Israel, urging them to 'calm down' and calling their bombardment a 'major violation.' Despite the ceasefire agreement meant to end a 12-day conflict, there was mutual missile firing between Israel and Iran, with Israeli strikes occurring just before the ceasefire was to begin.