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Dow Drops 600 Points: Trump, Maple Syrup Mafia Blamed

The Dow's staggering 600-point drop highlights investor fears fueled by Trump's 50% tariff on Canadian steel, as market volatility continues to evoke panic and uncertainty about the economy's future.

4 minute read
Dow Drops 600 Points: Trump, Maple Syrup Mafia Blamed

New Texas Stock Exchange Hopes to Wrangle Nasdaq with Cowboy Boots and BBQ

The Texas Stock Exchange (TXSE) aims to revolutionize the stock market by providing a Texan alternative to the NYSE and Nasdaq, backed by major investors, and promising a streamlined, business-friendly environment complete with a touch of Southern charm.

2 minute read

Amazon Hits $2 Trillion: AI Enthusiasm, Economic Psychic Powers?

Amazon celebrates hitting a $2 trillion market value, driven by excitement over artificial intelligence advancements and optimism about potential interest rate cuts.

3 minute read

GameStop Stock Plummets 40% – Roaring Kitty's Meow Fails to Impress Wall Street

GameStop's stock plunged 40% following Keith Gill's lackluster comeback and an unfavorable share sale announcement, leaving investors unimpressed despite initial excitement.

3 minute read
Markets
Personal Finance
Dow Drops 600 Points: Trump, Maple Syrup Mafia Blamed

Dow Drops 600 Points: Trump, Maple Syrup Mafia Blamed

The Dow's staggering 600-point drop highlights investor fears fueled by Trump's 50% tariff on Canadian steel, as market volatility continues to evoke panic and uncertainty about the economy's future.

4 minute read
New Texas Stock Exchange Hopes to Wrangle Nasdaq with Cowboy Boots and BBQ

New Texas Stock Exchange Hopes to Wrangle Nasdaq with Cowboy Boots and BBQ

The Texas Stock Exchange (TXSE) aims to revolutionize the stock market by providing a Texan alternative to the NYSE and Nasdaq, backed by major investors, and promising a streamlined, business-friendly environment complete with a touch of Southern charm.

2 minute read

Amazon Hits $2 Trillion: AI Enthusiasm, Economic Psychic Powers?

Amazon celebrates hitting a $2 trillion market value, driven by excitement over artificial intelligence advancements and optimism about potential interest rate cuts.

3 minute read

GameStop Stock Plummets 40% – Roaring Kitty's Meow Fails to Impress Wall Street

GameStop's stock plunged 40% following Keith Gill's lackluster comeback and an unfavorable share sale announcement, leaving investors unimpressed despite initial excitement.

3 minute read
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