In a plot twist that could perhaps outdo even the most dramatic reality TV show—though it is questionable who watches those anymore—Donald Trump’s campaign has officially started the vetting process for potential vice presidential running mates. Like a host handing out roses on a dimly lit stage, Trump's team has begun formally requesting information from a host of candidates.

Among those receiving the coveted vetting paperwork are North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum, Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida, and Sen. JD Vance of Ohio. Bronze, silver, and gold medals aside, it appears that Trump’s search includes a healthy mix of familiar faces and fresh ones, all vying, or at least being looked at, for the second-in-command badge (even if it’s just to match their suit cufflinks). NBC confirms this, along with ABC, so it’s basically set in stone—or at the very least, set in Twitter drafts.

The vetting roster doesn't end there. Trump's team has also reached out to Sen. Tim Scott, Reps. Byron Donalds and Elise Stefanik, and Ben Carson, keeping the list longer—and probably less likable—than a black-tie event's waiting line. Yet, in an unexpectedly unkind cut, Rubio made it clear that he has not been contacted regarding the vice presidential role. Maybe they’re saving the best for last? Or possibly the most reluctant?

When approached for comments, advisers to Burgum and other hopefuls either declined or flat-out ghosted requests related to the vetting process. It seems the silent treatment isn't just for awkward high school dances anymore. North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum and Sen. JD Vance, however, were bold enough to join Trump at the courthouse during his criminal trial. They say the early bird catches the worm; in this case, it's more like the early bird gets a front-row seat at the legal circus.

Adding to the drama, the publication ABC highlighted that those under consideration have been anxiously increasing their public profiles. They've been appearing on various cable networks and euro-stepping into moments to defend Trump during his hush-money trial. This might confuse the casual observer into thinking that running for VP has suddenly become equated with performing intricate public relations yoga.

Trump, ever the showman, plans to announce his VP choice closer to the Republican National Convention in July. This ensures maximum suspense. Why rush into it now when you can have months of speculation, drama, and media frenzy? After all, in the political arena, foreplay comes in the form of press releases and insider leaks.

In a recent Newsmax interview, Trump complimented potential running mates including Vance, Rubio, Burgum, Tim Scott, Elise Stefanik, and Byron Donalds. This approach, akin to a verbal participation trophy, makes it clear that the shortlist is about as exclusive as a college fraternity interested in pledging anyone who takes a breath within a five-mile radius.

However, the shortlist remains fluid, perpetually shifting as if modeled after a particularly indecisive amoeba. Multiple discussion points also consider constitutional issues related to preventing residents from the same state from sharing the ticket—a minor obstacle in the grander scheme of things, unless you’re especially attached to your state’s cuisine.

Ben Carson, despite showing interest in the process, seems to operate under the same stealth mode as most contestants on a less dramatic “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” No comments, no comments, and, you guessed it, no comments.

In conclusion, Trump’s VP search operates from a fluid, reality-TV-inspired shortlist comprising over half a dozen names. With each candidate angling for position while avoiding public scrutiny as deftly as possible, the political theater surrounding this decision provides endless entertainment. Stay tuned, America; this is just Act One.