Rumors swirl as former President Trump finalizes his vice presidential pick, expected to be revealed at Thursday's debate—with Doug Burgum, JD Vance, and Marco Rubio all still in the running.

As Thursday's debate looms, Trump is keeping the nation on the edge of its seat with his vice presidential choice still shrouded in mystery. While Doug Burgum and JD Vance are leading the pack, the possibility of Marco Rubio joining the ticket—albeit with a moving van in tow to dodge a constitutional hiccup—adds an extra layer of suspense. The final reveal, whether at the debate or the forthcoming Republican National Convention, promises to be a headline-grabber, as Trump's suspense-laden strategy keeps both the media and his supporters guessing.

If there's one thing former President Donald Trump knows how to do, it’s keep America guessing. His vice presidential pick is no exception, with the candidate's identity still under wraps as we inch closer to Thursday’s face-off with President Joe Biden.

In his quintessential style, Trump has dropped hints but no names, leaving political analysts and the public alike to speculate. Among those believed to be in the running are Doug Burgum, JD Vance, and Marco Rubio. Sources indicate that Burgum and Vance are the top contenders, though Rubio remains in consideration. Who needs a mystery novel when you have political campaigns?

Trump's campaign has significantly ramped up its vetting process in recent weeks, holding informal policy sessions with potential candidates and other advisors to ensure every ‘I’ is dotted and ‘T’ is crossed. While the specifics of these sessions are as elusive as Trump's tax returns, what's clear is that the scrutiny is intense.

Adding to the intrigue, Trump may reveal his choice at the upcoming Republican National Convention in Milwaukee, scheduled for July 15–18. Whether the big announcement will come then or perhaps sneak in a bit earlier remains anyone’s guess. This leaves pundits with plenty of time to speculate and draft premature analyses.

If Rubio makes the cut, expect a logistical ballet worthy of ‘Dancing with the Stars’ to avoid their concurrent Florida residencies from violating constitutional stipulations. Either Rubio would have to brush up on state trivia to look genuine in another state, or Trump would need to start packing.

Preparation for the debate sees Trump holding informal policy sessions not only to prepare his stand-up act—sorry, debate points—but also to get a sense of how his potential running mates hold up under pressure. Given Trump’s taste for grand reveals, the candidate’s performance in these preliminary rounds might be more crucial than previously thought.

An anticipated watch party for the debate will feature a star-studded guest list, including former HUD Secretary Ben Carson, Gov. Doug Burgum, and several senators and representatives. Rep. Elise Stefanik, Rep. Byron Donalds, and other prominent figures are among those expected to make an appearance, proving that even in the most serious of political affairs, there's always room for a bit of celebrity sparkle.

Special guests like ex-Sen. Kelly Loeffler and her husband Jeff Sprecher will also be in attendance, joined by Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Whatley and co-chair Lara Trump. The participation of figures like Sen. Lindsey Graham and Sen. Tim Scott further emphasizes the sheer star power of the event that could give even Hollywood a run for its money.

With Pennsylvania emerging as a crucial battleground state, the stakes couldn’t be higher. Biden's success in flipping Pennsylvania blue in 2020 looms large in everyone's mind as the Republican party gears up for a tough electoral battle. It seems like every vote will count, even the ones from the local pigeons!

The guessing game will continue until Trump decides it's time for the big reveal. Until then, America waits—watching for clues, checking moving vans, and speculating wildly. One thing's for sure: Trump knows how to keep the suspense alive.