If Trump wins, JD Vance could become the first vice president with facial hair since 1933, potentially ending a nearly century-long streak of beardless politicians in top offices despite Trump's known aversion to whiskers.

In a potential historical twist, JD Vance’s salt-and-pepper beard might break a nearly century-old facial hair dry spell in the vice presidency. Despite Trump's well-documented whisker woes, he reportedly chose Vance for his unwavering loyalty, MAGA enthusiasm, and financial prowess. Could this bearded selection redefine aesthetics in American politics, or will it simply add a hair-raising chapter to Trump's legacy?

The prospects of JD Vance stepping into the vice presidency wouldn't just be a political milestone; it could also redefine the image of top American politicians. The last vice president with facial hair was Charles Curtis, who served alongside Herbert Hoover until 1933, sporting a formidable mustache. Since then, it seems politicians and barbers alike have conspired to keep the executive branch as smooth as possible.

Vance’s distinctive salt-and-pepper beard contrasts sharply with this long-standing tradition. Interestingly, he only began sporting his rugged look during his 2022 Senate campaign. Prior to that, he appeared clean-shaven, particularly in the public eye when promoting his memoir 'Hillbilly Elegy.' It appears the bristles have brought more than just a new look—they've also brought a host of opinions and rumors, some questioning whether his facial hair could pose a problem for his rise to the vice presidency.

Rumors had indeed swirled that Trump, famously finicky about appearances, might balk at Vance's hirsute look. Trump holds a longstanding belief that a clean-shaven face exudes professionalism and success, a notion he once remarked about during a visit to a barber school. It came as a surprise to many, then, when he picked Vance and compared him to a 'young Abraham Lincoln.' Though, it's anyone's guess if he was referring to Vance’s beard or another characteristic altogether.

Political analysts have pointed out that facial hair fell out of favor among U.S. politicians in the mid-20th century, a trend often linked to changing societal values and perceptions. Some research suggests that voters tend to associate facial hair with negative traits in politicians, such as being aggressive, traditional, and even anti-feminist. This could explain why many have opted for the razor over the razor-thin margin of electoral defeat. However, others argue that this trend is more about outdated perceptions rather than inherent truths.

Vance’s supporters argue that his beard sets him apart in a sea of clean-shaven conformity, echoing the rebellious spirit that defines his political stance. His beard, they say, is emblematic of his willingness to challenge norms and do things differently—qualities that have endeared him to Trump’s base. 'JD’s beard is just another way he shows he isn’t afraid to stand out and be different,' one supporter commented at a recent rally.

Yet, the potential impact of his facial hair on voters remains a topic of debate. History and research suggest it could be a double-edged sword. On one hand, it introduces a fresh and relatable image that could attract voters tired of political homogeneity. On the other hand, sharp edges and stereotypes die hard in the realm of public perception. Many political strategists are keenly watching how this seemingly minor feature will play out in the grand scheme of the election.

Meanwhile, Trump’s choice in Vance underscores—nope, we won’t say that. It simply shows that appearance-related reservations might take a backseat to perceived loyalty and capability. Trump has always known how to keep his supporters and critics alike on their toes. His selection of Vance, beard and all, is perhaps another strategic move in that direction.

Whether or not JD Vance’s beard will indeed trim the tradition remains to be seen. If Trump and Vance emerge victorious, America could witness its first vice president with facial hair in nearly a century. In the meantime, the buzz (both literal and metaphorical) around Vance's grooming choices continues as part of an election season already rife with twists and turns.

So, let us all watch closely as the campaign season unfolds. Will JD Vance face the razor's edge of public opinion as he potentially becomes the first vice president with facial hair in nearly a century? One thing is certain: this election promises to be unique in more ways than one.