In a stunning display of football mastery, Josh Allen threw four first-half touchdowns, leading the Buffalo Bills to a commanding 47-10 victory over the struggling Jaguars, who now sit at 0-3.

With this dominating performance, the Buffalo Bills kicked off their season 3-0 for the first time since 2020, leaving the Jaguars scrambling for answers as they sink to 0-3, a predicament that hasn't occurred since 2021. While Allen dazzled with 263 passing yards and touchdowns thrown to four different receivers, Jacksonville's offense floundered, misfiring like a quarterback trying to throw a perfect spiral with a pizza instead of a football.

Josh Allen showcased a master class in quarterbacking, completing 23 of his 30 pass attempts with a precision that took the Jaguars' defense by surprise, much like finding your favorite snack where you least expect it. Each touchdown was executed flawlessly, with Allen showcasing his chemistry with receivers Dalton Kincaid, Keon Coleman, Khalil Shakir, and Ty Johnson. In a surprising twist of fate, he managed to distribute the wealth, outdoing the juggler at the fair who always seems to keep just one ball in the air.

His efforts didn’t go unnoticed, especially not by the Bills' fans, who were treated to a first half where their team seemed destined to score every possession. By the end of the second quarter, the scoreboard reflected the Bills' dominance—Buffalo 28, Jaguars 0. A fitting tribute to Allen's first-half theatrics, which certainly left Jacksonville fans wondering if they’d accidentally wandered into an alternate universe where their team forgot how to tackle.

Even James Cook got in on the action, running for a 6-yard touchdown that seemed like it was executed with the ease of a comfortable Sunday stroll. Cook’s run was a reminder that moving the ball into the end zone can be achieved without turning it into a scientifically complex endeavor; sometimes simpler really is better—like wearing socks with sandals.

However, it was not just the offense that drew headlines. The Bills’ defense made the Jaguars' offense look like they had their shoes tied together for the duration of the first half, limiting them to a mere 70 yards and only five first downs. Trevor Lawrence, who was supposed to be the Jaguars’ savior, ended the game with a less than stellar 21-of-38 performance for 178 yards and just one touchdown—although the bright side for Jaguars fans might be mentioning he managed to stay in one piece amidst all the chaos.

Damar Hamlin, wearing his newly minted interception like a shiny badge of honor, contributed to the Bills’ defensive masterpiece. It was his first career interception, perfectly timed to remind everyone that you can indeed catch something other than feelings when playing the game. While he celebrated with his teammates, they probably raised a collective eyebrow at the Jaguars' attempts to mesh together a cohesive offensive plan.

The post-game atmosphere for the Bills was electric, with players likely throwing some light-hearted jabs about the ease of their victory. A 47-10 scoreline does that to a locker room; it transforms a group of athletes into a band of conspirators, questioning whether or not 47 is the magic number of points they need to reach every week.

The Bills march on, basking in their undefeated glow while the Jaguars are left looking for that proverbial light switch in a dimly lit room. The implications of a 3-0 start are monumental for Buffalo, who are beginning to resemble that confident team we’ve seen making playoff runs—while the Jaguars, unable to find their footing, will need more than a pep talk to pull themselves out of the abyss of the early season.

As giddy as Buffalo’s fans can get, the reality is still settling in for Jacksonville. With three games and no wins, questions might arise regarding the team's strategy, potential changes in the roster, or maybe even the hiring of someone to teach the players how to throw and catch a football. After all, when your biggest achievement is wearing your away jersey in a new light, it might be time to evaluate the game plan. At the very least, a little extra practice might just turn fortune's wheel again, unless they plan on giving away more touchdowns like birthday cake at a party.