Wisconsin Man Plays Dead, Eastern Europe Hide-and-Seek Champion

Wisconsin Man Plays Dead, Eastern Europe Hide-and-Seek Champion

4 minute read
Published: 11/23/2024

In a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood thriller, Ryan Borgwardt faked his own death after a kayaking trip, only to embark on a 70-mile electric bike ride to freedom and a life in Eastern Europe.

After orchestrating a dramatic disappearance that had rescuers searching for him for 54 days, Borgwardt's elaborate getaway included overturning his kayak, discarding his phone, and cycling 70 miles to Madison, Wisconsin, before evading authorities and taking a flight to Eastern Europe. While his family hopes for a festive reunion this Christmas, back home, law enforcement is less than merry, investigating potential obstruction charges and scratching their heads over how one man could turn a kayaking mishap into a convoluted life insurance heist.

Borgwardt's grand escape began on August 11, 2024, when he decided that paddle sports would be a perfect cover. It's not every day that embarking on a leisurely kayak expedition turns into a master class in deception. When his kayak overturned, rather than react like a decent human being, Borgwardt discarded his phone into the water—a bold move, perhaps, but not one that one would normally associate with survival instincts.

What followed was nothing short of audacious. After taking a deep breath and apparently deciding an inflatable boat was the better choice, he paddled to shore with great aplomb. Next came the electrifying part of the trip: a 70-mile jaunt on an electric bike to Madison, Wisconsin. Perhaps he took a moment to enjoy the local scenery, or maybe he was just counting the minutes until he could execute his master plan.

From Madison, Borgwardt's logistical savvy shone through as he hopped on a bus to Detroit, where he caught a flight off to the picturesque vistas of Eastern Europe. Authorities, meanwhile, were left pondering if dramatic kayaking misadventures usually culminate in a one-way ticket abroad. They were led to believe that he had drowned, when in fact he had simply staged a disappearing act worthy of a magician's best show. However, without any floating rabbits or top hats in evidence, it seems Borgwardt had other tricks in mind.

As search efforts commenced, including divers and drones scouring local waters, Sheriff Mark Podoll announced to the press that ransom demands must be on Borgwardt’s list, as the investigation soon uncovered a prior $375,000 life insurance policy that he had taken out just before his impromptu excursion. Perhaps a very personal way of funding a new life abroad, fueled by optimism and a questionable moral compass.

Initially, investigators thought they were hunting for someone who had tragically succumbed to the waters. But as the days turned into weeks, and the rescue mission translated into a prolonged game of hide-and-seek, it became clear that not all heroes wear capes—some prefer discreet sunbathing on foreign shores. Law enforcement even delved into inquiries about Borgwardt’s financial activities prior to his disappearance, including the fascinating idea of moving funds into foreign banks, the kind of excitement normally reserved for corporate espionage films.

Interestingly, while Borgwardt has been in daily contact with authorities since November 11, 2024, he has yet to communicate with his family. It doesn’t seem like the heartwarming holiday reunion they had in mind. Law enforcement managed to contact him through a Russian-speaking woman, probably thinking it was the least they could do considering all the effort they had poured into finding him. To Borgwardt, this may simply have become a game of dodging questions rather than a heartfelt return to reality.

The sheriff indicated that Borgwardt's family are anxiously waiting for his return, holding out hope that he will show up just in time for Christmas celebrations. 'We just hope he comes back,' Sheriff Podoll noted, which seems far more optimistic than he deserves to be.

In the midst of all this excitement, Borgwardt expressed remorse for the extensive search efforts that filled the news cycle and quite possibly delayed local holiday plans. Perhaps some part of him realized that while one might aspire to outrun their problems, it is undoubtedly harder to outrun an angry search party equipped with powerful technology. With browser history cleared and hard drives replaced the day before his arrival at the watery abyss, one does wonder about the light-heartedness of internet searches involved in learning how to disappear.

Ultimately, Borgwardt’s story encapsulates a modern-day parable—a man willing to toss away everything, including his family, for the promise of a life unburdened by responsibility, preferably somewhere exotic. Yet, in this digital age, one must wonder just how long one can evade consequences. Almost like a game of outsmarting the referee, which is a unique take on life—but not one that guarantees a standing ovation at the end.