Texans Sign Pro Bowl Receiver to Fill Tank-Sized Hole
In a festive twist, the Houston Texans snatched wide receiver Diontae Johnson from the Ravens' waivers after Tank Dell's knee made an early exit, leaving Johnson eager to revive his career this Christmas.
The Texans' move to acquire Johnson comes on the heels of Dell's devastating season-ending injury, which leaves Houston scrambling for talent as they continue to chase another AFC South title. After a lackluster stint with the Ravens that saw him barely leave the bench, Johnson is hoping to unwrap some holiday magic and put the 'wide' back in wide receiver this December—especially with a showdown against his former team looming on Christmas Day.
Johnson's journey to Houston has been anything but smooth; his brief time with the Ravens can only be described as a rollercoaster ride that veered sharply off course. Having played just 39 snaps and registering a single catch for six yards—roughly the equivalent of one very well-executed warm-up—his contributions were less than monumental. This decline in productivity may well be attributed to Johnson's notorious refusal to enter a game against the Philadelphia Eagles, which led to a one-game suspension. Just imagine the discussions around the water cooler following that decision: 'You didn’t want to play? Okay, well, you won’t play at all.'
Before landing with the Ravens, Johnson spent five fruitful seasons with the Pittsburgh Steelers, where he enjoyed his best year in 2021, racking up 107 catches for 1,161 yards and eight touchdowns. If his career were a stock, that year would be the peak, and the subsequent years might resemble a gentle descent on the market chart. Now with a fresh opportunity in Houston, the Texans are hoping he can rediscover that form, although they wouldn’t mind if he skipped the 'Gaining-Yards-Per-Game' dip in the process.
Adding Johnson to their roster isn’t just a stroke of luck; it’s a strategic necessity. The Texans have been left feeling as though they’ve just won the 'Last Wide Receiver Standing' game show, with the exit of Tank Dell creating a void that would make even Santa's sack of toys seem half-empty. Dell's injury—a torn ACL and dislocated kneecap—has put the team in a bit of a pickle, sportingly speaking. Therefore, Johnson's arrival is a bit like finding a present at the bottom of the box after all other options have been unwrapped.
Coach DeMeco Ryans is reportedly optimistic about the new addition, which is expected to provide a much-needed boost to a unit that could use some extra cheer this holiday season. With the Texans clinching the AFC South title for the second year in a row, the stakes are high in Houston; the last thing they need now is to run out of wide receivers like children run out of patience on Christmas morning when the toy they wanted is out of stock.
And as if the stakes weren’t high enough, Johnson's debut right out of the Ravens' cage will see him faceoff against his former team—something that typically adds the spice to any recipe. Fans are eagerly anticipating the Christmas Day clash against the Ravens, where Johnson will undoubtedly have something to prove. Much like that one gift you finally get to rip open after staring at it all day, his presence on the field could ignite either cheers or jeers from the crowd, depending on how he performs. ‘Unwrap my potential!’ he might as well yell as he runs down the sideline, hoping to distract the defenders with holiday flair.
In conclusion, Diontae Johnson’s journey from the Ravens to the Texans is a headline bringing its own share of suspense, intrigue, and genuine holiday cheer. For the Texans, finding a capable replacement in Johnson could prove to be the merry gift they needed to fill the Tank-sized hole left by Dell. And while the Christmas Day match-up may have everyone looking under the tree for surprises, it’s the performance on the field that will reveal the true gifts of the season. Fingers crossed Johnson’s transition from waivers to touchdowns doesn’t involve a long sleigh ride of ups and downs, or else fans might end up with coal in their stockings instead.