In a shocking display of forgetfulness, Uber riders left behind everything from divorce papers to a chainsaw, as New York City tops the list of the most absent-minded locales in the ride-hailing saga.

Uber's latest Lost & Found report reveals that New Yorkers have officially set the gold standard for forgetfulness, with some of the quirkiest lost items including live animals, a Ghostbusters ghost trap, and yes, even a mannequin head. As the city grapples with its absent-minded reputation, it perhaps raises the question: are these riders forgetful, or just testing the limits of Uber's lost-and-found capabilities?

In a world where everything can be lost in the backseat of a cab—both figuratively and literally—Uber has compiled a rather amusing list of what its riders tend to forget. Last year, a staggering 1.7 million phones left their owners in limbo, making them the most commonly forgotten item. Wallets and keys weren’t far behind, marching to the mental exit alongside their distressed companions. One could only wonder how many critical conversations were left unfinished in the backseat of a Honda Civic.

However, it's not just the essentials that riders are leaving behind. Uber's report showcases a bizarre and eclectic collection of forgotten items that might make you re-evaluate what you're packing for your next ride. From high-end liquors that presumably could lead to loss of memory to vinyl records that might just have seen better days, the range of items is truly staggering. And then there are the real head-scratchers: a DJ mixing board—probably lost after a night of impressive pushes to the crowd—and breast milk, which prompts one to question the user's separation anxiety from both their nourishment and sanity.

Among these lost treasures are peculiar items like divorce papers, prompting some to speculate whether or not relationships have accidentally taken a wrong turn in the backseat. What’s next? A forgotten wedding dress? Uber riders sure seem to have a penchant for leaving behind their emotional baggage—quite literally, if you consider the chicken left behind, which begs the question of whether it was intended as a service animal or just particularly bad luck in a Friday night bar bet. Chicken aside, on Saturdays, the cowboy hat emerges as particularly prone to being misplaced. A true testament to the city's vibrant nightlife or an indication of rodeo enthusiasts forgetting their identities as they fall into the weekend revelry?

Another fascinating point brought forth by Uber is the unfortunate trend surrounding color classifications of lost items. Red items, with an astonishing 8,000 recorded losses, seem to be the most likely candidates for abandonment, which raises additional inquiries into the collective psyche of Uber users. Are we inexplicably drawn to crimson-colored possessions, only to further mark them as our own failings in the grand bazaar of urban living? Or do they simply blend into the chaos of New York City, lost among a sea of jostling bodies and yellow cabs?

For those who do find themselves bereft of their essential belongings—or more unique nouns—there is hope. Uber provides a straightforward method for recovering lost items through their app and drivers' contact. Detours may happen, but passengers are encouraged to take heart; the odds of finding your missing Nintendo Switch or surprisingly sentimental mannequin head are better than winning a dart game against a wall full of balloons. With the guidance of rum-laden drivers and supportive employees, riders still have a fair chance at reclaiming their possessions—regardless of how outlandish they may be.

As New Yorkers grapple with their city’s esteemed forgetfulness, rest assured that they are not alone in their surreal ride adventures. With 50 unique lost items held within Uber’s records, including a chainsaw presumably meant for a Halloween costume that got a little out of hand, one might argue that the best part of losing something is the surprise at what you’ll find. So, next time you plan to ride, remember: it’s not just a trip, it’s a potential expedition into the weird and wonderful world of Uber's Lost & Found.