

Purdue Pharma's $7.4B Settlement: States Pop Painkillers in Celebration
The Sackler family's $7.4 billion settlement to relinquish control of Purdue Pharma marks a crucial step in addressing the opioid crisis, offering vital resources for recovery and prevention efforts while highlighting the continued struggle against addiction's devastating impact on communities.
Damian Lillard Clots Up, Bucks' Playoff Dreams May Deflate
Milwaukee Bucks star Damian Lillard faces an indefinite absence from the NBA due to deep vein thrombosis, forcing the team to prioritize his health over playoff ambitions as fans grapple with uncertainty and hope for his swift recovery.
Astronauts Return: From Zero Gravity to Joint Therapy
After a prolonged nine-month adventure in space due to technical setbacks, NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams return to Earth, facing an uphill battle of physical therapy and readjusting to gravity's challenges amidst a changed world.
Blood Tests for Alzheimer's: Brainy Breakthrough or Vein Effort?
New Alzheimer's blood tests, with up to 90% diagnostic accuracy, promise to replace invasive brain scans and spinal taps, potentially transforming early detection and access to treatments like Leqembi and Kisunla, though widespread clinical use awaits FDA approval and insurance coverage.

California to Canada: One Mega-Quake from Becoming Atlantis!
Residents of the Pacific Northwest face a daunting 7-12% chance of a catastrophic earthquake within the next 50 years, which could leave entire towns submerged, making preparedness and community bonding essential amidst seismic fears.
Kat Timpf Combats Cancer and Cradles Newborn: Dual Delivery!
Kat Timpf humorously navigates the dual journey of new motherhood and a Stage 0 breast cancer diagnosis, taking on life's challenges with resilience and laughter as she prepares for both diaper changes and surgery.
California's New River: Atmosphere Edition!
California braces for a week of tumultuous weather as an atmospheric river unleashes heavy rains, prompting warnings for flash floods, mudslides, and avalanches, while residents are left to navigate the aquatic challenges and potential snow adventures ahead.
Rabid Bear Bites Man; Pennsylvania Rethinks Bear Hugs
After a man in Pennsylvania survived an attack from a rabid bear, he expressed empathy for the creature's unusual behavior, prompting conversations about wildlife encounters and the necessity of respecting nature's boundaries.
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Listeria Outbreak from Boar's Head Deli Meats Causes 10 Deaths
A deadly listeria outbreak linked to Boar's Head deli meats has resulted in 10 fatalities and 59 hospitalizations, prompting a major recall and a serious investigation into the company's Virginia processing plant known for health code violations.
Heat Wave in Europe Causes Alarming Rise in Mortality Rates
The European heat wave of 2025 led to approximately 2,300 deaths, primarily among the elderly, highlighting the urgent public health risks posed by climate change and the need for improved emergency preparedness and infrastructure adaptation.
Mother Charged with Murder After Boy's Fatal Exorcism
The chilling case of six-year-old Ra'Myl Pierre, who died during a fatal exorcism conducted by his mother under delusions of demonic possession, has ignited outrage and calls for better child protection measures in the community.
Second Child Dies in Texas Measles Outbreak, Vaccination Concerns Grow
The measles outbreak in Texas has claimed the lives of two children, with health officials urging immediate vaccination to combat the spread of the virus and protect vulnerable populations.
Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Arrested for Child Neglect
Chelsea O'Donnell, daughter of Rosie O'Donnell, faces serious charges for child neglect and drug possession after her 11-month-old son was found in a hazardous home filled with drug paraphernalia, raising urgent concerns about the intersection of addiction and child welfare.
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Cats Contract Bird Flu from Raw Diet; Health Officials Squawk
A recent bird flu outbreak linked to raw pet food has health officials warning cat owners to avoid gourmet diets, as several cases of H5N1 in felines have prompted a reevaluation of pet nutrition choices.